My parents aren’t home
You know what that means
*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*
this is too accurate
*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*
*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*
Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate
"I’m capitan Jack Sparrow, Savvy?"
GREAT CHARACTER + GREAT ACTOR = MEMORABLE!
those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent
it’s an ace case
So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.
My precious babies all growned up and chasing horcruxes and saving the world and shit :’)
I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.
We need this if we are to becoming hunters
I’ve always wanted to know this
holy shit there is a name for it
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
"frozen is the first disney movie to deal with sibiling relationships and not romance"
Is that an example or a reaction?
THE SHIP YOU SHIPPED BEFORE YOU KNEW WHAT SHIPPING WAS
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg